Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Poo'd myself on stage?
Today, I was performing for the school beginning of term play, and I had the lead singing role. While I was singing, I felt the urge to fart, and so I began to squeeze my buttocks in the hope of silencing the fart. I then let out a silent fart, and may I tell you, it stank, so I tried to move away from the fart. Having done this, I felt the urge to fart again, but this time, I couldn't hold it in and I let rip while singing a high note. The echoing sound of my tremendous fart filled the hall as four or five fresh pieces of poo slithered down my legs and onto the floor. I then decided to run off of the stage, but while doing so, I felt the urge to fart yet again, and an even louder blast filled the hall as I ran down the side of the stage. I ran into the toilets and started crying, then my mum came and took me home. How can I face going to school tomorrow? I am extremely embarrased. Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance! :-)
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